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jeffrubinjeffrubin: It most be so frusturating to be a parent. As soon as you figure out what...

Mar 3rd

Ghost Day?

Did I miss the memo that today is talk-about-ghost day? I haven’t thought of ghosts in...

Mar 3rd

Snow Day in Auburn.  Photo slideshow.

Mar 3rd

"I killed a man with contacts"

This one's a bit long, but it's a scene from "Home Movies." One of the most under-rated cartoons ever.
McGuirk: You poured sugar in Pendlehurst's gas tank?
Brendon: No. Some other kids did, but we ended up getting caught.
McGuirk: So what's the punishment?
Brendon: He's making us do this Scared Straight thing at the prison he used to work at.
McGuirk: Scared Straight? You're already straight.
Brendon: I'm already scared.
McGuirk: I've been to the can a few times, Brendon. That's what we call it, the can. So when you're there, you call it the can, all right?
Brendon: What do you call cans in prison?
McGuirk: You mean, actual cans?
Brendon: Yeah.
McGuirk: Like food? Cans of food?
Brendon: Yeah.
McGuirk: Those are still cans.
Brendon: All right.
McGuirk: Here's another thing Brendon, you've gotta to be the craziest one there.
Brendon: Right
McGuirk: You act like you are insane and people will leave you alone.
Brendon: What? You mean like unstable?
McGuirk: Well yeah, but more. Like over react to something.
Brendon: Oh yeah, like what?
McGuirk: Ok well here's an example. Come up and brush against me. Like walk by. Ready?
Brendon: All right. How do you do...
McGuirk: (crazy) NO! NO, MAN! NO, MAN! NO! I DON'T THINK SO! I DON'T THINK SO! ALL RIGHT?!
Brendon: All right.
McGuirk: (crazy) IS IT?
Brendon: Yeah.
McGuirk: (crazy) IS IT? (normal) See what I mean?
Brendon: That was good.
McGuirk: Freaks you out.
Brendon: Feel my heart. It's pounding.
McGuirk: And here's another thing: make a shiv.
Brendon: Yeah? How do you do that.
McGuirk: I don't know. You find stuff, you make it. You can stab someone with anything.
Brendon: Yeah.
McGuirk: You wear glasses?
Brendon: No.
McGuirk: You wear contacts?
Brendon: No.
McGuirk: You can make a knife out of contacts.
Brendon: Really?
McGuirk: That's what I learned.
Brendon: Wow.
McGuirk: I killed a man with contacts.
Brendon: In the can?
McGuirk: Yeah.
Brendon: Wow.
McGuirk: And the other thing is you can make a knife out of, um, the tags of t-shirts.
Brendon: Like the cloth tags
McGuirk: Yeah because they are a little harder than the material
Brendon: And that's enough ...
McGuirk: To penetrate skin. You just have to find the right spot.

Mar 3rd

Re-blogging

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Mar 3rd

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Mar 3rd

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Mar 2nd

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Mar 2nd

Tumblrette is announced as the official tumblr iPhone...

Feb 26th

Abbeville is full of old stuff that is photogenic.

Feb 25th

Look out world, Mary has joined Twitter!

Feb 25th

Shamwow

khump: Turns out Vince the Shamwow guy isn’t another annoying f-list actor trying to sell you a scam...

Feb 25th

I found this 1964 Chevrolet C-10 pickup truck for sale not...

Feb 24th

Grill (1964 Chevrolet C-10)

Feb 24th

getting things started

khump: thanks to my cousin ben, who has shown me everything from the magnificance of the mac world...

Feb 24th

“Left to my own devices, with no family, I’d start writing at...”
— Author Michael Lewis [via JK]...

Feb 24th

Fruit Phobia

I heard this at my church this fall. They were doing a series on listening and learning and had...

Feb 21st

Greg Rutter's Definitive List of The 99...

Feb 20th

Backups

Grrr… what was supposed to be, a “let me kick off a local backup before I jump in the...

Feb 19th

My new 50mm f/1.8 prime lens I got for my b’day. Love...

Feb 19th

Listen

John Coltrane - Naima One of my greatest Muxtape finds.  I’m sad that Muxtape is gone because...

Feb 19th

not being trusted is one of the worst of...

mareen: to me that is. because i do not say or do things that i am not sure about. Agreed.  If you...

Feb 18th

Working on the porch today.

It’s a really warm today (70) which is warmer than inside the house, so I decided to take the...

Feb 18th

Fishing in the fog (via my flickr) I saw this guy early one...

Feb 18th

Gratuitious Picture Of Yourself On Your Birthday (GPOYOYB):...

Feb 18th

topherchris: Dear Internet, Please stop this. Yours, ...

Feb 17th

Guns and Laughter don’t mix (my flickr)

Feb 17th

caffeine-free: (via futuremilk) I wish! oh how awesome...

Feb 17th

The other weekend I went back to Atlanta, for the first time...

Feb 16th

Spring is coming!

Feb 16th

After we saw the terracotta soldiers exhibit we went for a...

Feb 16th

Last week our French Mother came to town and I was able to...

Feb 16th

Watch

livejamie: The Oarfish is a very long, bony fish with an appearance similar to that of a dragon. It...

Feb 16th

livejamie: MetalFire is a Belgian manufacturer of modern...

Feb 16th

Felipe was interviewed for The Montreal Gazette

Feb 16th

onemoretimewithfeeling: via cdn.stumble-upon.com Even...

Feb 16th

Watch

Without You - Mark Gormley (found via a friend’s facebook). CREEPY!

Feb 13th

LOWL

Feb 13th

I really hate there isn’t a cancel button on the iPhone text messaging.  It always pauses for...

Feb 12th

25 Random Facts About Me...

Facebook has this “25 Random Facts About Me” thing going around and seeing as all my...

Feb 12th

Do you know the #1 song the day you were...

webmarc:janieblue84: Go to http://www.joshhosler.biz Mine was… “Centerfold”...

Feb 12th

GPOYW: A week away from home leaves lots of tumbling edition

Feb 12th

Unix Time = 1234567890 On Valentine’s Day

Feb 11th

Happy Birthday Bradley

Feb 11th

The word “Checkmate” in chess comes from...

(via onemoretimewithfeeling)

Feb 11th

marco: benjaminstein: Heh heh. New Pepsi logo (via...

Feb 11th

Babe Ruth signed ball from last nights live auction.

Feb 7th

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Feb 7th

Conan O’brien just walked up and introduced himself to me and Mary.

Feb 6th

Feb 6th

Deep thought for the day...

maryjkendall: What is your big why? What is it that keeps you getting out of bed every morning and...

Feb 4th

GPOYW: Going to my first AARP meeting edition.

Feb 4th

How to Make Cake in a Mug

Feb 3rd

Watch

lfarm: herenotthere: My week is just like this right now, particularly at :56. This video is...

Feb 3rd

Listen

George Jones - Cup of Loneliness (2:40) I heard this song on an episode of Mad Men and really...

Feb 3rd

Today is Cocoa’s 14th birthday. While that may sound...

Feb 3rd

maryjkendall: Off to my second day of broker school! Mary has started taking Brokerage classes, so...

Feb 3rd

Movies That I've Seen (123 of 239)

I found this on someones facebook page and thought it would be fun to see how many I’ve seen. ...

Feb 2nd

Watch

(via caffeine-free)

Feb 2nd

Great Day

Today was a great day.  I went and hung out with my grandparents all day.  We normally go to church...

Feb 2nd

Watch

High Life 1-second commercial rejects.

Feb 2nd

High Life

The funniest commercial of Super Bowl XLIII was the one second High Life commercial. Hands down. No...

Feb 2nd

caffeine-free: (via jovanmike) this was one of the best...

Feb 1st