xkcd - Parking
Mar 31st
Girlfriends
Sam: Is this what having a girlfriend is going to be like? She's your best friend and she's beautiful and you can say and do anything in front of her?Neal: That's what my dad always says they want you to think before you marry them. That's how they suck you in.
Bill: She's the kind of woman you can cut the cheese in front of.
Sam: Oh yeah Bill that's what love is all about.
Bill: It is. I mean you couldn't be in love with someone, if you couldn't. Think about it.
Neal: That is true. You have to sleep with your wife every night of your life. If you couldn't blast one in bed, you'd get physically ill.
Sam: Oh come on guys... you can't fart in front of a woman.
Bill: What do you think you do? Get up and run outside every time you have to let one rip? You'd never get any sleep.
From "Freaks and Geeks"... If you have never seen it, you don't know what you are missing. Reminds me a lot of "The Sandlot", but of course not about baseball.
Mar 31st
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You know you’re crazy when Sean Hannity calls you a nut.
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Cocoa = T-Rex
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Facebook Tip
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I’ve posted several photos this morning to my Flickr account. Visiting the Aquarium with...
Mar 27th
Two special ladies in my life (via My Flickr)
Mar 27th
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Mar 27th
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Mar 27th
At the GA Aquarium with two of my favorite ladies.
Mar 27th
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Mar 26th
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Pharaoh Mary
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Go Bacon!
Mar 25th
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Mar 24th
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Mar 23rd
Picking tomatoes
Mar 23rd
Productivity
What started out as a really productive Friday quickly desended into configuration hell. I have...
Mar 21st
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Mar 20th
Totally awesome setup in the back of a car/suv(?) Totally...
Mar 20th
The Peekaboo Paradox - washingtonpost.com
Mar 20th
The details are crazy
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Mar 20th
Use Twitter to RSVP to my ATL show this...
Mar 19th
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Auto Tuning
Jack came up with the idea for this one, I wrote , shot, and edited...
Mar 18th
I’ve been checking out all the new iPhone features and really want to try writing an iPhone...
Mar 18th
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Mar 17th
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Katie Melua - Just Like Heaven (Cure cover)
Stu and Candace danced to this song for their first...
Mar 17th
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Mar 17th
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Greatest sling-shot master ever.
Mar 17th
iPhone 3.0
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Mar 17th
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Mar 17th
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Mar 14th
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Mar 13th
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Mar 13th
Mama Nell’s frog plant holder :-)
Mar 13th
Mary in Mama Nell’s green house with a treat from MN.
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Seinfeld: Frank Costanza.
Oh Frank how you crack me up so consitantly.
(thanks Brandon for...
Mar 12th
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Mar 12th
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Mar 9th
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I finally posted my snow day pics.
Mar 8th
2 client projects completed today from my end. One more to do tonight. Oh how things have...
Mar 8th
Enjoying the warm weather and sunset.
Mar 7th
I hate IE (internet explorer) so very much. I’m wrapping up some client work and of course...
Mar 7th
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Mar 7th
Tumblr convinced me to see The Watchmen...
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Mar 7th
I just got back from seeing this movie and it was epic! ...
Mar 6th
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Most certainly in my top 5 alltime...
Mar 6th
khump:
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Mar 6th
My evening
Mar 6th
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1934 BMW R7 - a prototype that was...
Mar 6th
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Mar 4th
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Mar 4th
Prank War 7: Live
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Mar 4th
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Mar 3rd
Ghost Day?
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Mar 3rd
Snow Day in Auburn. Photo slideshow.
Mar 3rd
"I killed a man with contacts"
This one's a bit long, but it's a scene from "Home Movies." One of the most under-rated cartoons ever.McGuirk: You poured sugar in Pendlehurst's gas tank?
Brendon: No. Some other kids did, but we ended up getting caught.
McGuirk: So what's the punishment?
Brendon: He's making us do this Scared Straight thing at the prison he used to work at.
McGuirk: Scared Straight? You're already straight.
Brendon: I'm already scared.
McGuirk: I've been to the can a few times, Brendon. That's what we call it, the can. So when you're there, you call it the can, all right?
Brendon: What do you call cans in prison?
McGuirk: You mean, actual cans?
Brendon: Yeah.
McGuirk: Like food? Cans of food?
Brendon: Yeah.
McGuirk: Those are still cans.
Brendon: All right.
McGuirk: Here's another thing Brendon, you've gotta to be the craziest one there.
Brendon: Right
McGuirk: You act like you are insane and people will leave you alone.
Brendon: What? You mean like unstable?
McGuirk: Well yeah, but more. Like over react to something.
Brendon: Oh yeah, like what?
McGuirk: Ok well here's an example. Come up and brush against me. Like walk by. Ready?
Brendon: All right. How do you do...
McGuirk: (crazy) NO! NO, MAN! NO, MAN! NO! I DON'T THINK SO! I DON'T THINK SO! ALL RIGHT?!
Brendon: All right.
McGuirk: (crazy) IS IT?
Brendon: Yeah.
McGuirk: (crazy) IS IT? (normal) See what I mean?
Brendon: That was good.
McGuirk: Freaks you out.
Brendon: Feel my heart. It's pounding.
McGuirk: And here's another thing: make a shiv.
Brendon: Yeah? How do you do that.
McGuirk: I don't know. You find stuff, you make it. You can stab someone with anything.
Brendon: Yeah.
McGuirk: You wear glasses?
Brendon: No.
McGuirk: You wear contacts?
Brendon: No.
McGuirk: You can make a knife out of contacts.
Brendon: Really?
McGuirk: That's what I learned.
Brendon: Wow.
McGuirk: I killed a man with contacts.
Brendon: In the can?
McGuirk: Yeah.
Brendon: Wow.
McGuirk: And the other thing is you can make a knife out of, um, the tags of t-shirts.
Brendon: Like the cloth tags
McGuirk: Yeah because they are a little harder than the material
Brendon: And that's enough ...
McGuirk: To penetrate skin. You just have to find the right spot.
Mar 3rd
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