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Dec 01 2008

A man flying in a hot air balloon suddenly realizes he’s lost. He reduces height and spots a man down below. He lowers the balloon further and shouts to get directions,

“Excuse me, can you tell me where I am?”

The man below says: “Yes, you’re in a hot air balloon, hovering 30 feet above this field.”

“You must work in Information Technology,” says the balloonist.

“I do” replies the man. “How did you know?”

“Well,” says the balloonist, “everything you have told me is technically correct, but It’s of no use to anyone.”

The man below replies, “You must work in management.”

“I do” replies the balloonist, “But how’d you know?”

“Well”, says the man, “you don’t know where you are, or where you’re going, you expect me to be able to help. You’re in the same position you were before we met, but now it’s my fault.”

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livejamie:

allibautista:robot-heart:

notthatkindagay:twothirty:

I love Ellen, but this was an especially great day for the Ellen Show.  The caller is hysterical.

Gladys FTW!! Watching this the whole way thru is worth it. True story.

Gladys is from Austin. Exactly no one is surprised.

she is so adorable! i hope im that fun to talk to when i’m 88…

This is awesome!  She reminds me of the lady who was pranked about her social security check being cut in half…  Instant Internet classic.

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Some nerd rap, and the best part, it’s got lots of Macs
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peterbaker:

Creative Grooming (via glass)

I’m like 95% sure that’s a real dog groomed to look like the most awesomest character ever.

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Last cat picture today, promise. via
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I’m such a suckor for funny cats. (via soxiam)
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allisonweiss:

I THINK TURDUCKENS ARE CRAZY

I love it. The “Pimp My Ride” reference, not turducken.

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Weather is such a jerk

How come it’s drizzly, wet, cold all during the break, and now that I’m back sitting at my desk, locked inside all day, the sun decides to come out and make everything bright again? Jerk.
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Nov 28 2008
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If you ever wonder where I get my craziness, let’s just say I didn’t fall far from the tree! (via therubberduckie)
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